Grad student in cognitive science and computer science at Indiana University. Occasional Wikipedian.

Used to be in love with Scheme but it was an abusive relationship. After a brief infatuation with Scala in May 2014, we moved in together. Then we started fighting. Scala constantly argued with me, and it kept teasing me with promises about what it could do and then… doing… something… else. I quit the fighting in April 2016. Now having a bumpy but overall happy relationship with Clojure. I think I was happiest long ago when I was married to C.