I've read:
How to solve "ima: error communicating to tpm chip" messages during boot
and basically, people suggest I make sure my machine's TPM support is enabled.
Well, I certainly don't want to do that! I don't condone its existence and I want the kernel not to try to communicate with it. How can I tell it not to?
Note: I'm using Lubuntu 22.04 LTS, in case this matters. The kernel version is 5.19.0-43-generic.