Network girl and originally a Windows server child spending more time in layers 1-3 while staying sharp driving traditional servers.

People, stop being Stackipidiots / you know who you are, stalker.

Stackipidiot / noun A person who lacks real world experience and collects their knowledge of a particular subject by reading about it rather than experiencing it. Said person then considers themself an expert and is often chided for "getting the facts wrong" and adding incorrect supposition and assumptions to his/her arguments.