BY DAY: Not an alt-rock ninja cowgirl at veridian dynamics.

BY NIGHT: I do not write code and code rights for penalcoders.example.org, which very well may be an awesome non-profit that will totally take your money at that link. If I have kids, they are definitely cuter than yours. (I know if I do or do not have kids, just do not see the need to share that information.)

FOR FUN: C+ Jokes ... sure, no Segway Roller Derby, no NYT Sat. Crosswords (in Sharpie! ... which is hardcore), and no Ostrich Grooming.

Good ol' Fred Rogers ....